Browsing: Anurika Onyelemelam

A clever wife should be able to guess how much her husband is spending and what he had left after he splurges on one expensive item or the other

I have never been divorced, but I bet that many couple took that route as a last resort. Divorce is a foreign to us in Nigeria.

She asked each and everyone of you out there to give her just five reasons why she should continue to stay with her husband

They may even decide to face their husbands, wiping their boobs right in front of his face. Some of them may decide to cream their legs…so drags a small stool, makes sure their ass is facing his direction and place one of their legs on the stool to start creaming

Hell! Who am I kidding? I love and thrive on gossip! There, I have said it! Are you going to decapitate me?

I was even more stunned when my colleague, Christopher Oji, told me the weird conversation he had with his three-year-old son. They were sitting together and one thing led to another, and this conversation ensued

Most men want to be seen as studs. They see themselves as macho and like regaling their friends in beer parlours with their exploits in bed, whether real or imagined

Now get this right: It’s not that the guy can no longer get his manhood up. Nay. It’s simply that he could not get it up where his legal wife is concerned

Most importantly, learn to be a patient lover in bed. Be mindful of your woman’s pains and pleasure. Most babes experience pains during sex because the ‘honey well’ is not well lubricated

For me, my G spots are my boobs, clits and neck. God, I just go all wet and munchy, munchy once I feel his tongue suckling my neck! Hard to believe, but true

The problem of sustaining a symbiotic relationship in Naija is compounded by men who feel it is their God-given right to buy and spend money on a babe once they start dating her. You’ll see them rushing to buy recharge cards for her as if the sellers are about to embark on a nationwide strike

Seems to me that the more churches/mosques mushroom every day, in every cranny and corners, ministers of God seem to wax randy and randier and randiest

Trouble is, we adult don’t want these kids to grow…whether we like it or not, they’ll grow…they’ll crawl out of the cradle…they’ll one day walk out of the door…they’ll someday lose their virginity

I checked the dictionary on my own. It says: A prostitute is “One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts”

When I asked why the focus was so much on ladies, when the discussion was on youths (girls and boys), a woman answered that it was because girls are at a disadvantage when it comes to sex

I’m ashamed to say that a good number of men don’t even know what foreplay is. They only know how to untie their wives’ wrapper from her waist and jump on her like agama lizard, falling down from a wall

Let me first tell you Mba’s explanation on what is the perfect clandestine affair: It is an affair between a married man and a married woman. The babe and guy are married to other spouses, but suddenly found they are sexually attracted to each other. They decide to indulge and satisfy that attraction

I almost punched my pastor one day when he was on the pulpit, speaking on how a woman could be an excellent person in the home. According to him, an excellent woman should and must be able to prepare food for her husband and family no matter the ungodly hour of the day she returns from office

If you’re married and banging another babe, then you’re Mr. ATM

I didn’t know sex had become as cheap as chewing gum of N5. I actually wanted to say as cheap as sachet water, but quickly remembered that sachet water is now N10…abeg, na big money be that