…As the pastor was flexing and rotating his hips and buttocks in preparation for the imperial act, the woman took his boxer, trouser, singlet and shirt. She walked out of the bedroom.
Guess what she did with them….
Ha! Ha! Ha!
She soaked them in a bucket of water…went and made calls, while the stupid idiot of a pastor kept doing press-up, getting ready for the expected forthcoming bedmatics!
And within a twinkle of an eye, the church elders, plus the woman’s husband arrived…she took them to the bedroom, opened the door, there they beheld the pastor in all his naked muscular…rod standing glory!
I don’t know who was more shocked….the pastor or members of his church. The pastor’s eyes went as round as a saucer, bulging and almost jumping out of their sockets!
Naturally, his manhood…which had already put out all its sinews, wilted in shock! If manhood could look embarrassed, the pastor’s surely looked embarrassed…it dropped, with its one eye, dropping its head…looking at the floor.
Did you say serve him right?…I totally…absolutely agree with you!
Below is a contribution from a sister…yeah, on this same issue. Excerpts:
The soul is willing but the flesh is weak. We’re certainly used to this adage but if I may ask….why are you a minister of God if your flesh controls your inner mind?
These days, we have different kinds of ministers of God, men and woman. They all mount the pulpit to preach but these are people that even their choristers cannot visit without them trying to bang them.
Ministers of God these days use the most expensive cars, suits, body spray and perfumes…their wives’ are addressed as ‘mummy’ by their members.
I think some members are sick upstairs. If not, why can’t they tell the different between their pastor’s wife and their biological mother? These so-called mummies’ use everything imported, down to their toothpaste and brushes.
I’ve come across a minister of God, an ordained woman of God, who could not spend a night without a male blanket to keep her hungry, wet crevices warm! And oh, yes, tomorrow she would mount the pulpit to preach! IS THIS BABA GOD NOT TOO MECRIFUL?
My sister told me a story of the latest thing with the men of God these days.
She said she overheard some ladies in her school discussing about their friend who was a victim of one of such horny ministers.
The victim was 34, unmarried and frantically searching for her Mr. Right. Where is Mr. Right?….in the church/mosque?…will he appear at the proclamations of the prophecy from a prophet?
God! Desperate spinsters do stupid things and visit stupid places all just to get married.
She visited a church, to know the reason she was still single even though she was very pretty.
She was told by the minister that she had a spiritual husband. The spiritual husband was jealous…does not want to share her, thus her ‘marriagelessness.’
Come on folks, do we really need a prophet to tell us all these craps?..Show a man or woman who likes sharing his/her partner…definitely not me!
We…as human beings, are possessive when it comes to candy bars and a woman’s honey.
The pastor asked her to come for deliverance. She would have to be naked to have this deliverance! It was going to be a spiritual bath. Nawa O!
Please tell me, I may have forgotten…where in the bible do we have such a bath outlined…please check.
Please if there is, don’t hesitate to let me know. As for me, I have not come across such passage yet, not in this life time!
The man of God asked the sister to come alone because on the particular day, she was going to see the spiritual husband one-on-one, so that she could ask him to leave her alone.
If she accepts to go for the spiritual bath, she would get her own husband within three weeks!
The sister never discussed with anybody the prophecy given to her, rather she made provisions for what the man of God asked her to bring and headed straight for the deliverance venue.
Oh, yes, the deliverance definitely took place!
The lady is now pregnant for the man of God! Somebody shout alleluia!
Allleluia!
Our God is good…all the time!
So we know that the deliverance entailed the minister’s holy rod, placed inside the holy ground…nope…holy hole of the woman’s holies of holy.
How can a eunuch…even a monk… stand upright in the overwhelming surrounding of a naked, young lady?
Spiritual bath indeed. Who are these ministers of God kidding?
By the time he starts sponging her boobs and drags the sponge between her thighs, even his manhood will start weeping in sexual frustration.
What sort of a silly lady can subject herself to such a bath?…how long will she remain standing while his hands repeatedly sponge her clitoris?
Another incident is about a friend called Rebecca.
She met this man of God through her girlfriend, Anurika. She actually went to visit her friend when she met them praying. After the prayer, the man asked Anurika who Rebecca was to her…She introduced Rebecca as her friend and right there and then, a prophecy was given to Rebecca.
Let me quickly add that Rebecca is also mature and single. She’s also desperate.
Part of the prophecy was for Rebecca to go for one of the naked deliverance bath.
The nude prayer will be done only between him and Rebecca in a room, said the pastor.
Ha! Something smells fishy here O!
She decided to contact some men of God, to seek their advice on this strange prayer.
Finally she told Anurika what the pastor was asking her to do. Anurika told her not to embark on such ridiculous prayer. Rebecca immediately called the man of God that she couldn’t embark on the deliverance…that God would bless her in due time.
The pastor became furious…yeye man…he called Anurika to complain about Rebecca’s rejection of the deliverance bath.
Why was he angry? No be Rebecca dey find husband?
If she refused prayers, no be her headache? Stupid pastor!
Thank God that Rebecca was smart enough to know that she could be the next victim of what she used to read in the newspapers.
Bodi no be fire wood, we know…these ministers are equally human like us but what I don’t understand is their latest form of deliverance these days.
Is it possible to see a lady’s nakedness and your body chemistry will not speak in tongues?…I mean at close quarters…very close quarters!
Anurika was about to become a victim too but decided to blank out the Pastor who later called to tell her that she was not serious.
This pastor came to her house to offer her a prayer session.
According to Anurika, he called her one midnight, telling her that whenever her elder sister was not around, she should let him know so that he could come over and carry out a naked deliverance bath for her, so that husband materials would start disturbing her.
Anurika asked him a question… “So if my sister is around and we do the prayers, won’t God deliver and help me?”
He claimed that such deliverance was always carried out between two people. The lady, who would be naked and the minister, who also would be naked! Go figure!
To cut a long story short, Anurika discharged him by promising to get in touch with him whenever she was ready for such deliverance.
Yemisi Dada once told us about her cousin who was also a victim.
Her sister, Tosin, went to the man of God because her fiancée was misbehaving. The man asked her to come for what he called “ IGBELE” for three days.
Three days became eight years in bondage!
This lady was later delivered from the pastor’s bondage by a mysterious woman she met at Iyana-Ipaja market.
It was this woman that told her what to do so that she could escape from the evil man of God.
What is wrong with all the men of God these days? Most of them are married still they cannot flee away from juicy thighs…I mean, things of the world!
I once read in a magazine where a man was arrested for impregnating the daughter of one of his Deacons.
He was crying, blaming Mr. Devil to be the one that led him to commit such act. I asked a question…why is it that people blame all their evil deeds on the Devil?
He was busy enjoying the poor girl.
Useless man! Such men of God are never called by God, they are the money making and prestige seeking types.
These days there’s a prestige that goes with being addressed as a man of God or General Overseer of a particular church.
Back to yours sincerely
My bros…don’t be fooled into thinking that this nonsense only happens in churches…even mosques!
You recall the story I told you guys sometime ago…awww men…don’t tell me you’ve forgotten so soon…
Anyway, I told you guys about an Alfa at AJ-Ajegunle, who got married to one of the most beautiful babes people in the area had ever seen.
Please don’t get me wrong…it’s not as if an Alfa cannot get married to a pretty babe, but…ha!
The babe as I heard was spotless…the sort of babe God rested and was in a happy mood when he was moulding her face…I even heard that she would have fans crazy for her boobs if she chooses to exhibit on line!
But guess what….the Alfa is a cripple!
Aha!…now you begin to get what the noise was all about.
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