Author: Funke Egbemode

Yes, the power of the boardroom is plenty. But what is the power of the boardroom without the power of the bedroom? 

Ah ah, aren’t those what women are devoted to all their lives, as mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives and side chicks?

If you put a man on a pedestal and try to make him feel appreciated, he’ll say it’s because you want something from him.

That was followed by what felt like an hour-long silence. Then, somehow, they all found their voices at the same time

If a woman doesn’t get too old for touching and pampering, a man is also entitled to warmth, kiss and cuddle. 

A man who is boasting about how good he is in bed (or any other venue) most times is a non-performer or one low on energy. 

So it doesn’t matter whether you sneer and say ‘jazz’ or ‘juju’ is not your thing, your ‘fuji’ is not working. 

It had nothing to do with butterflies in the girl’s tummy or uncontrollable waves of desire running down her spine

Are women now more wayward than before or is it science that is blowing modern wind to expose the rump of the hen? 

Lola: Ah ah, what’s biting you? How can you just wake up and make such a blasphemous declaration?

Of course, the mocking is done in hushed tones, but is it their fault? No. It is Nse whose insecurity has laid bare for office gossip, her husband’s office. She it was who decided her husband’s secretaries were threats to her marriage

Then Mobola announced to the girls that her son, Ope, had just told her he thought Mimi was the one. 

However, over the years, I have thought long and hard and concluded that there is one party that must hold every year. 

“If you are having problems getting it up, you should speak up so I know how to help you instead of punishing me like this.”

It’s your home, your territory. Defend it. He’s your man, totally yours. Don’t just give him up to another woman

I am of the school of thought that a man who wants real action at night must be nice and kind during the day

Whichever way the parting of ways happens in a relationship, the bottom line is that walking away is never easy