He certainly knows how to use words and conjure images. Just check out this, “That luxuriant triangular patch of hair, masking the altar between a woman’s legs, where everyman kneels to worship is what makes a woman.” As I read that part, an image flashed through my mind eyes.
I saw a babe, naked as a jailbird; standing on a chair…a guy kneels under her, in front of her honey, using his fingers to eagerly separate the patch of hair.
He latches onto her clit, as his tongue wags and dances towards it.
As the tongue hits home, she goes…ugggggg!, throwing her head back in pleasure. She clutches his head, driving it further into her wet core….
Let’s not get carried away! Who am I kidding? Voe’s words got me carried away. It can make even a nun to get carried away.
I’m no nun!
I know what you’re thinking…but you’re wrong! When I said I saw a naked babe, standing on chair, opening her holies of holy for the worship of a guy’s tongue, you thought I was talking about myself, didn’t you? Well, I was not!
Hey! Hey! Cut it out! I said cut it out! I was not picturing myself in that posture okay? I was picturing…I was picturing…okay, maybe I pictured myself slightly…shit!
There’s no need to crow like a cock and snigger like a fool! We’re all human beings…hell, I’m not made of steel.
Blood dey flow well well inside my body, through my veins, down to my abuna!
Anyway, let’s go back to what Voe is saying or not saying. It’s clear as a crystal that Voe does not like or desire babe’s who shave their pubic hair.
It’s also clear that Voe and I will never be lovers in a million years. Ugg! I can just imagine his candy bar, covered with bush as thick as forest of a thousand gods! The busy crotch does not do anything to my heart beat!
When a babe clean shaves her pubic hair and her guy caresses it, it’s a turn on. Maybe not for all babes. But certainly for some.
If a babe does not shave, and is making love with her guy, if a strand of her hair gets into his penile eye, it’s very painful. But again, not necessarily so. After all, how many of our aged parents used to shave anyway?
The hair down there can become brittle after it had been shaved once or twice. That brittle hair can hurt a guy’s penile entry like hell. It can happen when both lovers are pumping, thrusting and thrashing in bed during sex.
You know…and I know that during sex, we lose idea of time and place, only that magical moment matters. That point when you’d been reaching for the stars, and screaming your damn head off in ecstasy as orgasm approaches.
I don’t believe that shaving or not shaving pubic hair has anything to do with the degree of a person’s sexual desire or performances! It however can have a lot to do with one’s desirability, if you believe in such. I don’t! It’s either the guy wants you to be under him like mad or he does not!
Shaving pubic hair is not just one attempting to be hygienic, but it does make one feel clean, wholesome and something else…
What is that something else you ask? Ha! It makes this writer to feel sexy! Yeah, damn sexy I might add. I had only to run my fingers through the brittle hair and stare down at that clean part, for me to feel, ha… you know what I mean…no sense trying to spell it out. I’m not speaking with kids am I?
Certainly, there are guys, and probably babes, who prefer their lovers to have his/her pubic hair intact. Like the sender of the email, it makes them feel horny, and the partner desirous to them, just to see the forest down there makes them go gaga.
I had rather a guy shave, than otherwise, but if he doesn’t, it makes no difference to me. If he shaves, I get to run my hands over his clean shaven manhood.
Most importantly, it makes blow job easier! I don’t think any guy, no matter how loving he is, would like to go down on a babe whose bush is as thick as a jungle.
Imagine trying to catch her clit with his tongue…pheeeew! He’ll end up swallowing lot of weeds, if not branches of trees.
Which babe will like to take her guy’s candy bar into her wet warm mouth to suckle, only to discover that bears are fighting for right of place in her mouth with the candy bar?
Moreover, pubic hair attracts a lot of things. Let his/her unzip, I wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t find remnant of bathing soap, forgotten thread from boxers/briefs hanging to the hair.
Worst, if a guy/babe urinates and doesn’t wipe properly, the urine clings and suffuses the pubic hair.
In a matter an hour, if not minutes, down there will begin to emit an offensive odour.
Believe me; nothing puts one more off sex, than odour. Whether body, mouth or armpit odour.
If you begin to leave your pubic hair, I fear it might get to the stage, that you’d to start hunting for mowing machine to mown it. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I recollect our days as undergraduates. Three pretty babes, sharing a room.
I, Faith and Franca. We used to stroll through the spacious one room apartment butt naked.
Most times, if we want to eat, we’ll sit down naked to do justice to our meals. With such living nakedness, about the house, we can’t help but notice whose pubic hair was getting enormous and out of control.
You’d hear things like, “Julie abeg, abeg, go shave that thing before elephant begin live there…” Ha! University was fun!
A guy’s third leg is actually a point for heat, sweat and bacteria. Shaving can curtail, if not eradicate these sort of wahala.
Listen Voe, if you enjoy blowjob as much as most men do, then you’d take to shaving your candy bar. A clean shaven candy bar, makes a babe wants to give and bless your third leg with oral benison.
Shaving of pubic hair is a personal choice. I don’t think or know if it has anything to do with fashion. What maybe an attraction for Voe, may be a turn off for Jonathan.
Listen Voe, it’s really silly to compare hair on head to those between the thighs of a woman. You can retouch the hair on your head with relaxer cream(Chemical), can you do the same with your pubic hair?
Let me quickly tell you Voe, a babe has to treat the patch of hair down her valley like a shrine because that area is prone to bacteria and infection. Thus you can’t go washing and perfuming it like you’re suggesting.
If a babe does that,, it’s like desecrating her shrine. And the consequences you ask? Infection!
A good doctor will tell a babe not to wash down there. Its self cleansing. If you want to wipe the anus after excreting, you wipe from front to back, not back to front, so that faeces will not enter or touch the honey. If it does, ha! Babala infection again!
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