Hello guys… yeah, I know you’ve missed me.
Believe me, na me miss you guys pass!
I know how much many of you look forward to this page, but hey, writing a column is about the frame of one’s mind.
I lost somebody very dear to me. I was moody and depressed. I couldn’t pen anything even if I had wanted.
I didn’t. I keep trying to make sense about death, but fail. There would always be a tinge of sadness whenever I think of my eldest sister. The thing about loving somebody is that we see them as always too young to die.
But now, I’ve shaken off the glooms. Now back to work.
Where did we stop our discussion last time?
Who can remind me?
Yes, the guy over there…the guy in pink shirt…what?
Yes, he’s right! We were discussing about my friend who said it was time to cheat on his wife.
If you guys recollected, he was asking me for advice. He wanted to cheat on his wife and wanted me to egg him on. I didn’t!
Marriage is sacred. It comes with its beauty and ugliness. Let him deal with it.
Me sef, get my own wahala. Marriage no bi guguru and epa!
But the basic reason Ayo was asking for reason to ball another woman was not explained in the first piece.
But now I can tell. You guys should act as the jury and decide if he should cheat on his wife or not.
According to him, for almost a year now and more, his wife had never allowed him to ball her.
They aren’t fighting. They live under the same roof. They have lovely kids together. He gives her house keeping allowance as most good and responsible husbands do, but hey, when it comes to sex, it’s a no, no for his wife.
Ayo was sick and tired of it and felt it was time to taste another pudding outside the marital home.
Since Ayo said I do with his wife, he had never sniffed another woman. He’s a one-woman’s kind of guy.
He also has a shortcoming. Some people would see it as a flaw, but it’s not. It’s just part of his character.
What am I talking about? Yes, Ayo is inanely shy at speaking to women. I mean when it comes to making love advances.
How he managed to approach, woo and married his wife never ceases to torment my imagination.
But somehow he got married. Somehow he was able to ball his wife and today they have lovely kids.
Ayo’s wife knew his shortcoming where other women are concerned, so she had always used it as a tool of punishment against him.
Whenever he dared to have normal marital squabble with her, she wouldn’t allow him to do for days. She knew he wouldn’t be able to get it somewhere else.
But now, the situation is getting out of hand.
Ayo told me that the moment he balls another lady, he wouldn’t ever go back to his wife.
I pitied him. I pity his wife. She’s dancing with fire and didn’t appear to realise the danger in doing that.
I just don’t understand some women! How can you use sex to punish your husband?
It beats my imagination.
I know of another guy, Sanni. He is also shy when it comes to wooing women…his wife also uses sex to punish him.
For some women, it’s not about punishment…it’s about not ever being in the mood. Crazy women!
I can understand not being in the mood sometimes, but I don’t and can’t get not being in the mood for almost a year!
A police friend of mine, said his wife had not allowed him to ball her for almost nine months!
Shey the guy na stone?
Heeeeheeee… I dey laugh O!
It’s not good to be in the river and allow soap go enter your eyes…
A lot of women like playing with fire. If you husband is shy and can’t woo a lady, there are hundred ladies out there who can woo them.
It’s easier for a guy to resist sexual temptation if he’s getting some from home, but believe me he could fall shakata for the temptation if his wife had starved of sex for long.
There are hundreds of ladies out, just praying for a guy to glance their way. Women who are ready to treat your husband like a king.
She’ll treat him like he’s a rare thing since the discovery of slice bread.
Life the biblical saying: “A prophet is not known in his home.”
If you don’t value your boo, another lady is waiting on the wings to take care of him for you. If you don’t want and value his natural ice cream, another lady does.
You may end up losing him forever or you may end up sharing him. Remember you pushed him away when you start growing old and alone. When a guy had been pushed to the wall, he can only hit back.
Do you like to share?
Personally, I don’t like sharing. A guy’s sugar candy shouldn’t be shared. I’m a jealous and possessive woman. Let it always be hard and ready to pour for only me. Hummm.
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