You dey do opening prayer for Night Club.
– Na God go slap your mouth.
You come back from Dubai dey form British accent.
– Na rat go chop your mouth.
You be house boy you come dey play Rick Ross – I am the Boss.
-For where na…..mumu.
You dey add water to egg say e go plenty when you fry am.
– Why you no add yeast join am….olodo.
You no go university, and you dey find your name for NYSC posting.
– Na yeye dey worri you.
House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher
– Hahahahaha….you don die.
You de say Terry G’s music dey inspire you
– Unto which level!! madness.
You carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.
-Continue, you go soon see am.
You call MTN to tell dem say your free browsing has stopped working.
– Lolzzzzzzzzz… ..mad man.
When pastor talk say: ‘Do something crazy for the Lord’ you come carry church offering run
– Na who wan chase you?