Just in case you don’t know, I attend the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Peculiar People’s Assembly.
Last week was our Women Annual Convention. And what caught my attention was the preacher’s argument that women not dressing fine, neat, could lead their husbands into the warm, welcoming and eager arms of another woman.
The discussion led to my partner in church revealing to me what women degenerate to, once they become, ‘born again.’
I told my friend that I don’t agree that there should be any reason for a guy to embrace extra-marital affairs, especially not if it’s because his suddenly born again wife, has started dressing shabbily.
I was just messing with her anyway.
But the game turned out well. I hit gold. She told me a story that had my eyes going round like a saucer.
She said that her friend’s hubby called her and complained about her friend. Since the woman got married to God, she has suddenly forgotten what it means to dress nice or look clean. The woman seemed to equate looking haggard and unkempt, deliberately unattractive as the best and easiest way to get a spot in heaven.
She forgot that cleanliness is next to Godliness. The husband complained that if she had become born again and now married to God, he had not become born again and as such, could remarry. He was already getting tired of her. He’s a good man. He was giving her fair warning. The choice was now up to her.
When my friend tried to advise her, she had screamed: “That man will go to hell fire! He’ll go to hell fire!”
My friend told her to snap out of it, adding: “Your husband go marry another woman and nothing go happen!”
My sentiment exactly!
I just don’t understand some women. Where the heck did they get the idea that to serve or marry God, you have to look worn out and unkempt. They begin to see even a dash of face powder as a sin.
You’re serving God, doesn’t mean you should not work towards keeping your marriage and your home.
I heard that some become so born again that they find it difficult to wear clean panties and maintain their hair, which had been weaved for days.
The hair begins to stink.
My friend told me that the panties, which some of these women wear, are so dirty that it makes her wanna puke!
The armpit hair becomes overgrown and so dirty that it begins to turn gray. Let me not even talk about their vagina hair. Don’t even make me go there. Phew!
Yet they would be the first to embark on 40 days and 40 nights fasting, screaming: “Fire! Fire! Die! Die!” to the very idea of a woman making an entry into their husband’s life.
Nobody is championing infidelity here, but for crying out loud, look out for your man!
To make your marriage to get to the point, where it would seem like you’re being forced to divorce God or your husband is bad.
Who the hell says you can’t serve God and still look beautiful?
If you begin to look drab, remember that your husband is not blind and will continue to be assailed by the sight of beautiful women around him, but especially in his office.
True, you don’t need to flaunt your boobs and wear indecent clothes that show off your panties, but for crying out aloud, dress well!
Stop parading the street in some dirty akara wrapper, tied sarong fashion over your boobs.
To bath twice or thrice a day is even a problem for you.
You leave menstruation pad until it becomes so soaked, brownish and stinking.
If you’ve suddenly become born again and your husband is avoiding sex with you like you are a leper, find out why.
Are you still keeping yourself clean? Or are you now embarking on series of fasting that when you open your mouth, the stench sends one frantically searching for a corner to hide?
Don’t forget that kissing is prelude to love making. And when you make love, you’d sweat, mixing the sweat from your husband’s body. No guy would want to inhale horrible stench while he’s banging his wife.
I also heard that some, who suddenly become born again, begin to deny their husbands’ sex, making it less frequent or reducing the number of times they used to meet.
They argue that they want their ‘flesh to be dead to sin.’ If you kill the sin of the flesh where your husband is concerned, my dear sister, another woman would bring that your husband’s flesh back to life.
Don’t ration your sex life with your husband. I’ve always argued thus: without a good, sizzling sex life, marriage would be an empty shell!
This however doesn’t mean you should be getting your wife pregnant every year!
If you’re in the habit of singing, “I’m married to Jesus, Satan leave me alone…” whenever you see your husband’s turgid manhood and you know it’s time to bang, then you better stop it.
We just don’t know it. The Devil is a creature of deceit. Don’t be used and deceived by him. The Devil can help you to destroy your marriage.
Shine your eyes!
As a matured person, you should know how to balance your Christian life and that of your marriage. Why not allow your Christian life to inspire your man, rather than irritate him?
Don’t push him into the arms of another woman. Don’t frustrate him into seeking solace in the arms of another woman.
These days, we have desperate women out there in the jungle, just waiting for a guy to beckon or even glance their way.
They don’t care whether he’s married or not. They don’t care whether he’s a father of two or 10. All they know is that he’s a guy and has two lines men and a referee dangling between his thighs. He would have to do!
If you can’t keep your man, another woman will keep and take care of him for you.
You don’t necessarily have to divorce God or your husband to have a good marriage or Christian life.
Think about it today. There’s always a way. Nothing good comes easy. You need to work on it.
It’s even more difficult if your husband is not a born again as you.
Many women make the mistake of dressing shabbily if they know that their husbands are born again. The idea is that he would never walk out on the marriage. That he would never divorce them….That he doesn’t have the balls to play on another field.
Ha! Ha! Ha! I dey laugh O!
If you believe that, you’d believe anything! Your husband is first a man before a Christian. That he’s a Christian doesn’t mean that blood doesn’t flow in his veins.
Bodi nobi firewood O!
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